Mr. S & Monica are Engaged!

Wow this is great news and I can't believe it happened so fast!  She emailed me back this morning and this is what she said:

Dear beloved Raymond,


How are you today ? I hope you are all right by the special grace of God. Regarding to your question, i will want us to be business association, but if it is the will of God that will marry each other, no problem, I like your picture, you're such a hansom young health man that i will like to be with for rest of life, my hobbies, reading and watching movies.

The most important thing now is to make an effort  to see that this money is successfully transferred to your account so that I can be able to prepare my travelling documents to come and join you in your country and have a new a life with you and continue my education while you go no investing the money  in a good business you know that you can manage until i finish my education

I am worried for  you have not contacted  the bank, please send an inquiry to the bank with that their information i sent to you, tell them that you are foreign guardian and you want them to transfer the money which my late father Mr Johnson sankara deposited in  the bank to your account and you hear from them. As i explain to you about what I’m facing through now which need that you will need to act fast and get me and my inheritance money out of this country before their upcoming presidential election that is fast approaching.



Thanks and God bless you,

Your beloved;

Monica.

Can you imagine that?  How wonderful is this, don't worry all of you guys will be invited, but I might have messed it up, you'll see what I mean by my email response ...

Hello my dearest Monica,

I was doing so well today, but since I received your email, my day has been so much better.  When I saw that new message in my inbox, I had a smile from ear to ear, the nurses aid that I have here in my home even told me that the last time I looked this happy was when the Giants won the Superbowl in 2007!

You want to marry me?  Monica ... is this your way of proposing to me, because if it is, I definitely accept!  I would have thought to think that such a fugly person such as yourself would ever want anything to do with an "old" man like me, moreso to even give me a marriage proposal!

You really don't understand how bright you just made my day ... I'm lying here in bed just thinking about all the wonderful things that we can plan for our wedding and for all my friends and family to meet you!  It would be so great, I just can't wait ... actually do you mind if I have one of my best friends email you just so they get to know you a little more themselves before you come over here to the United States to spend the the rest of your horrid life with me???  

As for the financial part of our relationship, does Mr. Duncan have a professional email account where I can email him?  His name sounds really familiar ... do you know if he has a brother named Tim, I believe he's from San Antonio?  The email addresses you gave me seem to be his personal email addresses from those free email sites like yahoo and ubbi.com.  

I also tried calling the number that you gave me in the previous email (Tel: +2256041-8195 ) and I'm not sure if I dialed the number incorrectly or if the number you gave me had a mistake in it, but a lady answered the phone by saying "Hello there sexy, what's your name and what's your fantasy?"  I was a bit disturbed by this at first ... but then decided that I would just speak to this lady and before you know it we had about a 2 hour conversation about our deepest intimate fantasies and desires.  

Monica ... I feel really bad, it's as if I cheated on you with that lady on the phone!  Oh my goodness, I feel terrible Monica, really I do.  I'm not sure if I could ever forgive myself and I don't blame you if you can't forgive me either!  But please find it in your heart to give this lonely old man another chance.  I'm not sure what it was, but it was just a lapse in my judgement and also the fact that I've been lonely for a long time, this lady (I don't even know her name!  I feel like such a whore!) just gave me some attention ... I'm so sorry Monica!  Aside from feeling like a huge slut, my phone bill is going to be quite large because I realized after all was said and done, this was an international phone call.

Oh Monica, what would I do without you in my life?  It's only been a few days since I've known you but I feel as if we've known each other all our lives, don't you feel the same way?  Well get back to me as I wait for your email to bring that smile back to my face.

Again I'm sorry for cheating on you and please find it somewhere in that heart to forgive me.  Also, give me the information to contact the bank manager professionally and let me know if it's alright (if you forgive me) to have one of my friends contact you so that they can get to know you a little more before you come here to the US.

My bloody and beating heart lies in the palm of your little itty bitty hand ...

Mr. S.

So that's it for now and hopefully they'll ... I mean she will email me back forgiving and forgetting.  How can I be such a fool ... stupid phone lady.

+ mon

Comments

[krystLe]

LOLOLOL! you're sooo stupid simon.. .this is too funny.... she keeps bringing up the damn bank thing... you should tell her to give you a sexual fantasy in the next email.