I'm Rich! $7.5M Here I Come

I recently met a friend, Monica, who is asking me to hold money for her ($7,500,000 to be exact!  Yes you read that correctly, I'm going to be loaded), and she will gladly give me some money just for that and helping her out a bit with her investments here!  

Well the details of it are that her father died and his instructions were too ... ok I'll just add her email here:

Dearest One,

My name is Monica Sankara, I am the only daughter  of late Mr Johnson Sankara who was the Director of the Coffee export business in Bouake the northern city of Abidjan the Economic Capital of Ivory Coast.

My  mother died when i was a baby and for this reason, my father took me  so special because i was  motherless. Unfortunately, my  father was poisoned and he died in 2006 in the general hospital here in Abidjan . Before his death he deposit the sum of USD $7,500,000.00 (seven Million  five, hundred thousand dollars). In a bank and he left an instruction that the money is strictly for investments abroad. However, before his death, he explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associate and for this reason, he advised me  that encase of  his death, i should move from Bouake down to Abidjan town with some important documents which he used in depositing the fund with the bank.

He also advice me  to seek for someone from a country of my  choice to be my guardian and help me to safeguard this fund in his/her private account for investments which he/she will manage till i  finish my education. I want you to do me a favour to assist me  to transfer the money to your account in your country as my Investor, who is going to assist me travel to your country and continue my education.  i have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This is MY reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me, contact me immediately via email  for more details. i promise to reward you ramsonly with a reasonable percentage for your utmost assistrance and kindness to me.

Finally, note that the confidentiality of this transaction would be highly appreciated, Please reply as soon as possible.

Yours, truly,

Monica.

Can you believe that?!  She's going to ransomly reward me a percentage of that for my assistrance!  This is what dreams are made of ... forget that "all it takes is a dollar and a dream" it's more like "all you need is an email address and some luck!"

I emailed her back and am waiting for her reply, so I can get started on this financial venture into being filthy rich!  My response is below:

Hi Monica

I have read your email and would be interested in helping you. Could you provide me with more details and what you would need from my end?

Could you also include a picture of yourself so I know who it is that I am corresponding with?

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Mr. S

I will keep everyone who reads this updated as often as I can - hey if ... WHEN I get that cash, I won't forget you all and will share it with everyone of you!

Tebaya chicken wings + $7.5M ... wow this is turning out to be a great and wonderful day!

+ mon