Poop Magnet

For the frequent readers on here, there is a recurring topic that comes ... it's the whole "poop" thing. Either it's me or it's my dog ... or just poop in general.
This one starts when I get home everyday and the ritual is to take Shadow outside to the pack to pee and if he can, poop. There are some days when he does his #2 early and when I get home he's already done so all he needs to do is pee. This was one of those days ...
As I was carying Shadow up the stairs to the back, it was just another normal thing and he did his business in the back. I didn't notice till the next day that I had a mark on my dress shirt that I was still wearing coming home from work.
Apparently this day Shadow just finished taking his #2 and he still had a "crayon" left or just some sort of left over on his butt. This ended up on my shirt and I didn't know until I tried to figure out where this "stain" came from.
I carry him on my left side under my arm like a bag, and well his butt wiped off whatever excess was there onto my shirt.
So if you're wondering, I did end up wearing this shirt to work a few days later when I did realize it was poop while in the office. Thankfully there was no smell and that it was dry and looked just like a normal stain ... but now the world knows what it really was.
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