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Monday
Mar162009

Another Worst Feeling

The story of the morning actually started yesterday when I had some White Castle. We all know what happens after having that oh so wonderful burger, don't we? If you don't know, the only way to describe it is that it goes right through you right after you eat it and/or the day after.

So here I sit in a meeting today for about an hour blogging about instead of actually doing it.

I had a meeting first thing in the morning and tried to make my way for a White Castle deposit but my coworker was in the bathroom and started to chat with me at this point I couldn't just walk into the stall and let it out. Who knows what insane sounds might have accompanied the deposit. So instead I walk with him to the conference room and the meeting starts. Now I'm in a bind as I can't leave to go to the bathroom since my coworker just saw me. I'm sitting here barely listening to what is being said, instead my focus is on "holding it" until the meeting is done.

Goose bumps, yes, I think we all know this feeling. The feeling where you are just begging for more time and strength to keep it in. This is another one of those horrible feelings when you need to deuce it up but just can't get out of the situation for a while.

Yes I'm sure some of you are thinkg "wtf" or "that's nasty" but you know its happened to you in your life at least once! As a coworker once told me when she mentioned she had to go deuce and I made a comment, her response was "What?! You act like you've never had to take a sh*t!"

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