Monica Monica, Where Art Thou!?

I haven't heard from here since yesterday ... either she was scared away by my picture as she might have looked at it again, or she was disgusted by me accidently calling that number!  Or maybe I was a little too forward and pushed her away ... did I smother her?  Did I do enough?  Maybe I did too much?  All these questions come up and all the "what if's" are now hitting me as I haven't heard from her in more then 24 hours.

That's the selfish part of me asking those questions, but what about her safety!  Maybe they found her in the church that she was hiding out in that had the computer security of the Pentagon!?  I do hope she's alright and hope she emails me again, until then I sit here at my desk waiting for that "Inbox (1)" to appear.

Have you ever found love so quickly and lost it even faster ... well if you have, then you know how this is for me, to have to lose such a knockout like Monica, damn and the $7.5M too!  I guess I shouldn't continue with these huge purchases I was going to buy huh???

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

I can smell the $7.5 million, it's right there!  Thanks to everyone who was telling me that this was a scam and for the heads up.  I've gotten these emails a few times already and figured they weren't legit, and they just want my info and money.  But I figured that I could see how far they would go to prove to me that they are legit and see how long and drawn out I can keep it going.  Maybe I'm doing something good by keeping their time occupied?  Instead of scamming someone who actually believes in it, they are talking to someone who knows it's fake and who is going to waste their time and in the process entertain you and me!

So here continues the saga of me in search of the $7.5M I've been promised.  She replied to me and this is her response:

Dear beloved,

Thanks for your reply to my email. i am writing you with all my hart for you to have all the hope in this tranfer may be God bring us together to help each other,money is not every thing,but God first.


I contacted you in a way after the transfer i shall come over to your country to be with you and continue my education while yo go on investing on my behalf.I have gone for this money but the bank told me that  the money is fixed deposite suspense account and my late  father left a writing  insructions that the money should be tranfer to a foreigner whom i have choosen to be my foreign guardian. It was because of this money that he was killied by his enenmies.
 
 
As you can see, this fund is very important to me and it is my only hope of survival. I want  to leave this country as soon as this fund gets to your account because my late fathers relatives are ready to see me dead so that all my late father's properties will be for them. They are one of the most wicked human beings that I have ever seen in this world. what is worst than people denying there own blood for the sake of earthly things and non of them cares about me.
 
 
They have tried many times to kill me but God have being on my side. Presentely, i am saying in a church guest house where no one can trace me easily to collect this deposite documents. Please I am begging you in the name of God to see me from the side of a desperate girl trying to secure her properties and a her brighter future. I will be happy if you can come down here to see things yourself.  i want you to send me your photo and your phone number for me to know your willingness to assist me. But before we proceed, I would want you to provide me with your sincere answer to this questions below before I can relaise the Fund Deposite Documents to you:
 
1)After the sucessfull transfer of this fund to your account, what area of business do you suggest that my percentage of this fund will be invested into with your kind assistance.
 
2)Will you be able to to direct me properly in terms of business investment in your country and manage the business for me atleast for two or three years to enable me finish my education and be familier with the environment and the business climate in your country.
 
3)Will you be able to assist me in getting his travelling documents to come over to your country after the fund is transfered to your account. What i want you to do is to assist me stand as my guardian and provide an account where this fund will transfered for investment. I have discussed about you with the bank manager, I expalined to him my intension of transfering this fund to your account and he have promised that as soon as you contact the bank, that he will direct you well on how to transfer this money to your account without any dealy.  I will send you the bank manager contact immedaitely if you promise not to betray me when this money gets to your account in your country, and do not forget to keep this beetween me and you untill this money is finaly tranfered to your account.
 
Reply me immediately with your full name and address and telephone number as soon as you read this email.


 yours beloved,
 
Miss Monica Sankara

She also attached her picture!  What a hottie ...

Well how do I say no to that ... and I had to send her back a reply:

Hey Monica,

Good to hear from you and I'm glad you got back to me.  I do hope that everything will be alright, and keep safe in the church that you're hiding in, I can only imagine the craziness that's going on right now especially with those who are trying to end your life.  I am worried about you and hope that no harm comes your way, please do what you can to stay away from those hooligans and mongers.  I will keep you in my thoughts and hope that everything will be alright for you there.

I do look forward  to you coming here and finally meeting in person.  I am curious, when you do move here, what kind of relation are you looking for with me ... would it be friends, business associates, or are you looking for a more romantic relationship?

Tell me a little more about yourself Monica, how old are you?  What is it that you like to do on your free time, and do you have any hobbies?  Were you working prior to your fathers death or were you in school?  Are you married, single, do you have any children?

1 - I would suggest that you invest your portion of the funds into the food industry.  As you know, people will never stop eating and I believe that the money is in the food industry since it will be an ongoing investment.
2 - I will definitely be able to help you with that and will be more than happy to do so.
3 - Yes I will be able to help you with that as well.

As for the information that you are asking from me, I believe that if we are going to have this business relationship, that we first get to know each other and get to know each other intimately.  I will give you the information you asked for, but let's talk a little more and if you have anymore pictures of yourself please do send them.  I look forward to your next email and for your answers to my questions that I asked in the above email.

I have also attached a picture of myself, it's a little blurry and taken last year but that is the best picture I can find of myself.  I hope my age does not turn you off, nor does my receding hairline.  I hope this email finds you safely and you keep safe.  Until our next email, I wait with baited breathe and with bells on.  Thank you for the picture, you are absolutely scrofulous and in slang terms that I have heard the kids use here ... you are absolutely and adorably fugly.

Until then Monica ... MY Monica ... would it be alright if I could call you mine?

Mr. S

And I also attached a picture of myself to wet her appetite, what do you think?

So we wait and see to where this leads and to see what Monika has in mind for Mr. S!  I'll keep this updated as much as I can.  As they say ... you're one step closer to a million dollars!

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