WTF to my Ears?!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 11:46AM So I just got back from my morning duece here in the office ... in the stall next to me comes in someone who is doing the same as I.
This isn't a problem and is usually fine, until today. I'm used to hearing all sorts of "regular" sounds that come along with the call from nature, but today had me in disbelief.
As I concentrate on the task at hand, my neighbor positions himself ... and what do I hear? A big splash! At first, I thought I was hearing something and let it go, then again a big splash! Then another big splash! It was one right after the other.
It's as if someone was throwing rocks into the toilet from about 20 feet away! Either that, or this person was standing on the seat and dropping his load from about 6 or 7 feet above the seat.
Seriously, it was that loud! Splash after splash ...
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Reader Comments (5)
hahahaha! that's grosss..
i can't believe you take dumps at work. i could never do that! or at school or any other public restroom, which i HATE using, unless i had massive diarrhea and i couldnt hold it in. even if i was at my best friend's place and had to go, it'd be rare for me to even go then...
but then again, ima girl. i guess it's expected of guys to do something like that and not be self conscious about it lol
Hey when you gotta go you gotta go!
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Maybe he was squatting on the bowl? That creates the whole splash effect. Or just way too much roughage.
lmfao thats so nasty! maybe he has sitting problems so he took a crap standing up!
HAhHA I don't know, he must have been really high off the seat! There was some really big splashes going on!
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